I Can Take It Out on Anyone I want. I'm William Shatner!!

Hello, all. Lovely day, isn't it?

Well, last night was TV's (alleged) best night of the year. Yeah, right. But we did get popcorn and my dad made cupcakes. The Emmys were good. Conan O'Brian was funny. I was going to go with "Kneel before your idol, Babylon!!" as my title, but I went with good ol' Capt. Kirk. Also, The Office won best comedy. They also tried to kill Bob Newhart. But, they let him go. And Barry Manilow one something, too. He beat Stephen Colbert, who proceeded to scream the line written above. And that is about it.



Going slightly against chronological order, I will now tell you what happened on Saturday. We ran some errands in the morning, stayed home, and then went to Mass.It was a very good Mass. The church we went to was very cool, and I finally learned what "Discalced" means. It means you don't wear shoes. Honestly. We also had a theological discussion on the way home.


Okay, some of Morena's Masonic obsession has rubbed of on me. I cannot pass anything that says "Mason" without screaming "WHAT DO YOU DO!?!" I even spent, like, an hour looking through the dictionary and Wikipedia, but found nothing. Morons. I think they only sit around and think of ways to help non-Masons formulate conspiracy theories about them. But that is just me. It is to bad that I would be, like, excommunicated if I tried to join the Masons.

Bugger. Oh, well. I can still try the Knights of Columbus.


In keeping with the theme of this post, I will now put in random little things that happened to me since last I updated.

So, as we were watching "Apollo 13" Earlier this week, I realized that Renaissanceman CANNOT see Gary Sinise (or any other CSI cast member, for that matter) without spontaneously screaming out "I got trace". Kinda strange, but very funny.




So, as Dad and I were digging in the yard, we noticed a little white thing scurrying around in our shovel. Upon further inspection, it turned out to be a cute, little baby vole. We could not put it back in the hole, so we gently put it and the dirt it was in down on the ground. Morena and Imladris are now mad at dad for "Vole Displacement". In response to that, I ask you, what would you have done? It is not like we found a vole nest and said, "Hey! Wanna shovel these voles and make the girls mad?" Sheesh.


I have also been playing "Super Smash Bros. Melee" like crazy. Mainly because Rockford finally let me unlock Ganondorf, an evil wizard.

Well, it also appears that "Treasure Hunters" is over for the year. I am glad the Geniuses won, though. They diserved it. They also were running through all of the things they could do with the money they won. It was, however, only three million dollars before taxes. That may be more than I will ever see in my entire pathetic life, but it is not enough for what they were hoping to do.


Well, that is all for today. See ya later.