Dude, put that thing away!! There are, like, CHILDREN here!!!!!

I always liked Spongebob quotes. They will never get old.


Well, I am really only posting to maintain a promise I made to Ander that I would post at least once a week. I really wanted to post pictures of my katana, but I haven't been able to get anyone to help, and I can't do it, seeing as I don't have a camera phone (hint, hint, Rockford. Christmas is right around the corner:)).


On that note, Merry Christmas to all my faithful readers. I am very happy about it. I do, however, try not to forget it's true meaning, and, on that note, I will post on Christmas day, but it won't be what you are used to. I won't tell you anything else yet, however.


I also know one of the things I am getting. You may remember the "Awesome Pirate Sword" mentioned in the previous post. My dad got it for me (thank you, BTW). I am looking forward to playing (carefully) with it...

Also (and I don't understand this, either), I have a serous craving for candy canes. The reason this is strange is I HATE MINT. It reminds me of toothpaste. Yuk. I had to eat one just to satisfy my bizzare craving, but I took all the plastic off, so now, one I eat it, my hands become sticky messes. Icky.

Also, I never realized that Gerunds and Infinitives could make one want to hurt oneself. THEY ARE DEADLY BORING. So are noun clauses. But fortunately, I am done with them for the rest of the year. Yahoo.

Also something that makes one want to hurt oneself: Germany. Honestly. I had to do a report on it and I am not good at reports. I wrote down EVERY FREAKIN' PIECE OF HISTORY. Honestly, when Nazism is the most interesting part of your history, you have problems. BIG. NASTY. BORING. PROBLEMS.


And that is the end of this post. I am sure you are all glad. It was a very strange one, really.