HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is funny. only two of my readers will understand that.
Well, seeing as I have far more time on my hands than any person should be allowed, I am gracing you with a post.
Well, I (for risk of being killed by one of my siblings who shall remain nameless, the rest of this paragraph will be in Japanese) まだ学校の週を過しなさい! 私はいままで決して私の生命にあまり幸せ!! でなかった! 私達は壮大な国に住んでいる、そうですね? 私はアメリカを愛する。You might not be able to read this, but I know what it says, so all y'all can ask me if you want to know.
Also, TWILIGHT ZONE MARATHON ON SCI-FI!!!!!!!!!! SO HAPPY!!!!! Wow. That was insane, even for me. I also cannot believe I seriously considered saying OMG.
Also, I neglected to mention this on the other posts this year, but Imladris, Renaissanceman and myself (and, most recently, albeit for a short time, Morena) watch cheesy, 1950's science-fiction/horror movies each weekend night. It is very fun, unless we choose a really bad one, like "Beast of Yucca Flats"(I AGREED, NOT CHOSE!!!!!). That was a bad one. But the last couple of nights (since we are all off of school) we have watched two incredibly hilarious ones, namely "Tarzan's Revenge" and "Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla AKA The Boys from Brooklyn". I will now grace you with a breif synopsis of both:
"Tarzan's Revenge": Okay, first off, like Imladris observed, the name and pronunciation of Tarzan must be, like, copyrighted, cuz they kept saying Tarz-un. Also, they did not call the girl Jane. Rather, Elanor. Also, this movie gave me the title for this post. Sorry this wasn't much of a synopsis.
"The Boys from Brooklyn": Two guys crash land on an island with (supposedly) only one white man, despite the fact that they all were. One gets turned into a gorilla by Bela. One guy wakes up and it turns out it is all an act. Okay, this movie was so DEAD BORING I fell asleep halfway through. The acting was also terrible. When two guys use their real names for the names of their characters, that is a red flag up right there. Also, they were joking about knowing Bela Lugosi's character from "Dracula". Another red flag. Also, when one of the actors sounds like a donkey (honestly. He was BRAYING.) when he laughs, ANOTHER red flag. And the coup de grace (I think that is how that is spelled. I don't know.): When a MAN wears a shirt in a girlier fashion than my sisters (I didn't mean that as an insult to anyone, but seriously, it was tied up leaving his midriff exposed. *shudders*) , just run. RUN. I am sorry, but no. NO. JUST RUN.
Well, one last link today: (okay, so I can't find a link Iwaitedtoolongsorry, so I will just talk about it) They executed Saddam. .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Okay, so I can't think of anything not gruesome to say about it.
And that's the end.
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Fine. Fine. Just gloat about school, why don't you? JUST GLOAT.
And I was against Beast of Yucca Flats. COMPLETELY AGAINST.
The above comment illustrates how Daddy used his considerable grasp of rhetoric to get through college without actually saying anything.
And no, I can't read Japanese. And no, I don't care.
I cant read Japanese, don't understand a whole hell of a lot about rhetoric, but I do occasionally enjoy your basic horror film. Matter of fact, my daughter of red hair, purchased a classic, albeit early 2002, film for me this Christmas: Van Helsing. Love the movie, the wit and yadda yadda.
Love your postings John. I enjoy your wit and well you just have this very fresh view of everything which makes these quasi-creaky old bones feel somewhat young again.
what happened 2 posting often???
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